Why is it I can’t just go online and find my soul mate? I mean, really…you can find everything else online. I don’t want to have to go to potlucks, or dances, or cocktail parties, or sporting events, or whatever in order to market myself! Why can’t I go to a website, put my finger on my computer screen, have some do-hicky inside my computer read everything about me and then find my perfect match? Really, why not???

Someone please come up with this device. I have no energy to go to work, try to lose weight, follow my dreams, AND find the time to be social just so I can “open myself up” to finding my perfect life mate.

Thank you